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One of God's greatest creations?
-the sense of humor!
A man had gone to see Mel Gibson's film "The Passion of the Christ" and was so inspired that he took his whole family to Israel to visit the places where Jesus lived and died. While on the journey, the man's mother-in-law died. The funeral director in Tel Aviv explained that they could have the body returned home for 10,000 or they could have a funeral in Tel Aviv for 500. The man thought about it briefly and decided to have the body returned home. "Are you sure?" asked the funeral director. "That's a damned high price and we would give her a really first class funeral". "No," replied the man. "Listen, 2000 years ago a man who was buried here came back to life after three days--I'm not prepared to take that risk!"
(Translated from Alt-Katholische Kirchengemeinde Rosenheim
Http://www.alt-katholische.de/gemeinden/rosenheim/humor.html)
A bus stop was seen next to a church sign, which was boldly painted: "Where will you be on judgement day?"
Underneath someone had written: "Still waiting for a number 125 bus."
DEFINITIONS:
Committee: A dark avenue down which good ideas are lured and quietly strangled
A good sermon: It should have a good beginning and a good ending-as close together as possible.
Father: Someone who carries pictures where his money used to be
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